Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fifth grade, I knocked Ruby down the stairs and blamed it on Hammerhead! But the worst thing I’ve ever done? …I missed out on McMenamins GoonFest!!

 Don’t be like this guy. Get geared up for the best Goonies-inspired brewfest around so you can show up in style and ready do the truffle shuffle!

• Limit 2 per order
• 14.5"W X 15"H with 11" handles
• Lightweight
• Durable 6oz 100% cotton canvas